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    Celebrity Quotes

    «Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player

    «Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
    - Mariah Carey, pop singer

    «I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
    - Arnold Schwarzenegger

    «I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
    - Paris Hilton (December 2003)

    «These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
    - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

    «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
    - Greg Norman, Golfer

    «I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»

    - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

    «You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

    «The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

    «So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»
    — Christina Aguilera

    «If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»
    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President


    «Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»
    - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

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    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
    WC Fields.

    "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
    Rodney Dangerfield.

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet"
    Robin Williams.

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    Billy Crystal.

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    Rod Stewart.

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    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
    What he said

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    The wisdom of the ages. I just wish I could remember a good Mark Twain quote to add.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lineback
    The wisdom of the ages. I just wish I could remember a good Mark Twain quote to add.
    Heres some good Twainisms

    Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

    Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

    All generalizations are false, including this one.

    Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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