Kiefer Sutherland Gets Jail Time for DUI
Kiefer has been sentenced to 48 days in jail for a drinking while under the influence of alcohol charge. Sutherland's sentence is 48 times longer than an entire season of 24 takes place!
Kiefer will serve his time in a minimum security facility in a cell that measures 8x10 feet. To put that into perspective, it's not quite as big as his shoe closet at home. Although there are two beds in his cell, Kiefer will not be sharing his space with another inmate. This should prevent the possibility of Sutherland becoming a convict's prison bitch and being repeatedly raped anally. Kiefer wil also be required to perform chores, such as food preparation and washing the skid marks out of his fellow felons underwear.
Ah, who am I kidding? Based on past celebrity convictions, Sutherland will probably be out in time watch re-runs of his lame TV series the very next day. That or Keifer will be guest starring on an episode of Prison Break.
Re: Kiefer Sutherland Gets Jail Time for DUI
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Originally Posted by Vaughn
Kiefer has been sentenced to 48 days in jail for a drinking while under the influence of alcohol charge. Sutherland's sentence is 48 times longer than an entire season of 24 takes place!
Kiefer will serve his time in a minimum security facility in a cell that measures 8x10 feet. To put that into perspective, it's not quite as big as his shoe closet at home. Although there are two beds in his cell, Kiefer will not be sharing his space with another inmate. This should prevent the possibility of Sutherland becoming a convict's prison bitch and being repeatedly raped anally. Kiefer wil also be required to perform chores, such as food preparation and washing the skid marks out of his fellow felons underwear.
Ah, who am I kidding? Based on past celebrity convictions, Sutherland will probably be out in time watch re-runs of his lame TV series the very next day. That or Keifer will be guest starring on an episode of Prison Break.
As I read, and laughed at your post, there was one thing you said that really caught my attention. ".....of his lame TV series.......".
You and I must be the only two people on the planet who really think "24" is a piece of shit show! Thanks for hating it too! :thumbsup:
Re: Kiefer Sutherland Gets Jail Time for DUI
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Originally Posted by Aaron_IL
As I read, and laughed at your post, there was one thing you said that really caught my attention. ".....of his lame TV series.......".
You and I must be the only two people on the planet who really think "24" is a piece of shit show! Thanks for hating it too! :thumbsup:
you guys aren't the only ones... :finga:
