You might be too busy to notice because your checking your mail every few minutes to see if Bush’s see republicans arn’t that bad economic stimulus check has arrived, wrapping yellow ribbons around the old oak tree (God speed gentlemen), and building a bomb shelter in anticipation of the next natural disaster, but right now we’re in the middle of the
BIGGEST ONLINE DANCE BATTLE…EVER!!!
Since I know I just blew your mind, I’ll give you a quick run down of the events that have transpired thus far so you don’t have to turn on CNN:
April 10th 2008: Using references of Thunder Cats, Uncle Buck and Full House, Jon Chu, the director of Step Up 2: The Streets, and Adam G. Sevani, one of the stars in Step Up 2, challenged Miley Cirus and Mandy of the hit Youtube webcam production, M&M, to an online battle against their own group of online dancers called ACDC… Reason: publicity Unknown. Dun Dun Dunnnnn…
April 13th 2008: Using guest appearances from Channin Tatum (Tyler of the original Step Up movie) and her grandmother (no joke), Miley and Mandy (aka M&M, stay with me) accepted ACDC’s challenge by hiring a band of professional dancers to uh, dance, while M&M “brought it” by aggressively playing Patty Cake on the floor… The saga continued.
April 30th 2008: Jon and Adam enlisted the help of stars like Amanda Bynes, Adam Sandler, Chris Brown, Lindsay Lohan, and Briana Evigan (that hot chick from Step Up 2) to help put together the greatest YouTube dance off video since the digital mix mastery of The Urkle vs The Carlton (its a real clip).
Which brings us to yesterday, May 22nd 2008: Miley continues her online beef with ACDC, goes McCain and promises the battle will end June 10th with the release of her next Youtube response. But not before she calls out names and searches for Lindsay on stage at her concert to publicly confront her for her appearance on ACDC’s beef blog…
Miley says:
Quote:
“At first we had them in the palm of our hand but they just put out this new video that pretty much squashed us like bigs, like they were really good. I believe Ms Lindsay Lohan is out here somewhere, I’m not sure where but she was in that video.[Miley searches the stage for Lindsay] Where is she at? Cuz um… She bailed because she’s scared of our next video because we're going to absolutely kill them. Her and Britney Snow and basically everyone in their video but uh, what they didn’t have was about 20,000 people"
I don’t know about you but I’m dumping my stock in soy beans, stocking up on bottled water, and punching my 7th grade English teacher who sentenced me to 3 months of summer school in the face (he's the last person on my "People's Noses To Break Before I Die" list) because I think this BLAR (Blog + War) could… Get… UGLY!
