blonde joke

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged
down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift ?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a
bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."


"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.


So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and
carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.


Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego
when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street
and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.


With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.


"What the heck are you doing here ?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take
these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now
we're going to Sea World

So this blind cowboy, all dusty and sweaty, staggers in the door of a Lesbian Biker Bar.

'Gimmee a beer,' he rasps out, leaning on the bartop.

When he receives the beer, he drinks it all without stopping, slamming it down when it was finished and calling for another, fishing a twenty out of his pocket while doing so.

"Say, barkeep," he says after the third beer, "ya wanna hear a blonde joke?"

"Mister", the bartender says, mixing amusement and menace in her voice. "I'm a blonde. The biker chick on your left is a blonde. The biker chick to your right is a blonde. The two chicks with their arms draped around each other are blondes. Now...would you like to reconsider whether you want to tell that joke??"

"Hell yes, I'll reconsider!!" The cowboy exclaims. "Damn if I want to tell the joke 5 times!!!!

I've heard it before.
But in that version it was penguins rather than chimpanzees which
made it a lot funnier