Miley Cyrus has finally apologized for the racially offensive photo that came out last week. To show how sorry she is, Miley has joined the Chinese Communist Party.
In the photo, Miley and several other white children are making “Slant-Eyes” at the camera, sitting around a young Asian man. Debate has raged as to whether the photo is racist, or just a joke among friends.
Miley Cyrus, the Disney sponsored television star, has finally given in to pressure from her sponsors and issued an apology on her website. In her blog she states:
“I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometimes my actions can be unintentionally hurtful. This is why I have decided to join the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China. This will put an end to any argument or pain I’ve caused. It’s the People’s Party, right?! Live it up! Loves, Miles.”
Beijing has since lifted their ban on the young starlet. Miley Cyrus is expected to begin work as a junior aid in the Politburo within the month.
After being reminded that there are other Asian countries besides China, young Cyrus sent aides to adopt several children from different countries and have them delivered to her father’s estate. The children will star in a Hannah Montana spin-off show set to air next year.
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