Top Ten List by David Letterman

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.....
by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.


And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Yea yea a Buick… Why not: VW Beatle is not all the way in the garage.

Was that really on the top ten list?
Its very funny.

BTW
Are you happy with your sig. Or would you like the backgruond to really look like the forum? Let me know if you’d liked me to work on it.

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Originally Posted by pancho

Yea yea a Buick… Why not: VW Beatle is not all the way in the garage.

Was that really on the top ten list?
Its very funny.

BTW
Are you happy with your sig. Or would you like the backgruond to really look like the forum? Let me know if you’d liked me to work on it.

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Don't know if it really was on the top ten list. One of my pals e-mailed it to me and I didn't bother to ask, and now I don't even recall who sent it. As an owner of a classsic "Bug", I like your idea about the VW Beetle. As for the sig, I'm very happy with it, but thanks for the offer. Should I need any help with one in the future, I'll for sure drop a pm on you. Cheers! :)