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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Crouching Tiger; Hidden Hydrant
Well folks this stuff was due and I guess a lot more will come so ouch and read.
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said, "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."
If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it's time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood's shirt is all red - problem is, there's no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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Originally Posted by vdat100
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Originally Posted by vdat100