Mrs. Jones at the supermarket
Mrs. Jones was shopping at the supermarket on a regualr basis since she spotted the hot new bagboy, Johnny. Johnny was a nice looking boy but he was not too bright. She finally got her courage up to speak to him while she was waiting, in his line, to be checked out. After paying for her groceries she asked if he could help her to her car. He said OK and headed, with her cart, out to the parking lot.
While they were walking she said to Johnny " I need to tell you something".
Johnny said "What's that ma'am?"
Mrs. Jones:" I have an itchy pussy".
Johnny:"You'll have to point it out because all those Japanese cars look alike to me."
