A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money for
The summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
And started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the
Owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he
Said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, with a typical blank look, quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
Everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
Husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
House?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to
Believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, " the blonde replied, "....and I even had paint left over, so I gave
It two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00
And handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way....., " the blonde added, "it's not a
Porch, it's a Lexus."
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