Monkey and Lion

[who_am_i]

A monkey was fucking a paralyzed lion...
"Yeah baby... Give me a kiss", said the monkey
The lion replied "If I could turn my neck or move I would have ripped you into pieces by now you mother fucker!"

[Turtle]

huh?

[who_am_i]

I guess jokes don't work between different cultures. haha

anyway, it can be simply explained as the lion is being fucked against his will because he's paralyzed. the monkey went horney and asked for a kiss. :P

[echoes]

no offense, but how is that funny?

[who_am_i]

None taken. It's supposed to be hilarious but I guess cultural differences play their part when it comes to understanding this joke. I apologize for that. :/

[sackett]

Look at the Old Folks joke on this page....imagine translating that into another language and culture. It probably would loose a lot of its flavor.