Kiefer Sutherland Gets Jail Time for DUI

[Vaughn]

Kiefer has been sentenced to 48 days in jail for a drinking while under the influence of alcohol charge. Sutherland's sentence is 48 times longer than an entire season of 24 takes place!

Kiefer will serve his time in a minimum security facility in a cell that measures 8x10 feet. To put that into perspective, it's not quite as big as his shoe closet at home. Although there are two beds in his cell, Kiefer will not be sharing his space with another inmate. This should prevent the possibility of Sutherland becoming a convict's prison bitch and being repeatedly raped anally. Kiefer wil also be required to perform chores, such as food preparation and washing the skid marks out of his fellow felons underwear.

Ah, who am I kidding? Based on past celebrity convictions, Sutherland will probably be out in time watch re-runs of his lame TV series the very next day. That or Keifer will be guest starring on an episode of Prison Break.

[Aaron_IL]

Kiefer has been sentenced to 48 days in jail for a drinking while under the influence of alcohol charge. Sutherland's sentence is 48 times longer than an entire season of 24 takes place!

Kiefer will serve his time in a minimum security facility in a cell that measures 8x10 feet. To put that into perspective, it's not quite as big as his shoe closet at home. Although there are two beds in his cell, Kiefer will not be sharing his space with another inmate. This should prevent the possibility of Sutherland becoming a convict's prison bitch and being repeatedly raped anally. Kiefer wil also be required to perform chores, such as food preparation and washing the skid marks out of his fellow felons underwear.

Ah, who am I kidding? Based on past celebrity convictions, Sutherland will probably be out in time watch re-runs of his lame TV series the very next day. That or Keifer will be guest starring on an episode of Prison Break.

As I read, and laughed at your post, there was one thing you said that really caught my attention. ".....of his lame TV series.......".

You and I must be the only two people on the planet who really think "24" is a piece of shit show! Thanks for hating it too!

[john_wayne]

Make that three people.

But isn't this forum supposed to be about female celebrity news? Like 'Vagina showed her britney again', 'Lohan passed out on the street' and such.

[Aaron_IL]

Make that three people.

But isn't this forum supposed to be about female celebrity news? Like 'Vagina showed her britney again', 'Lohan passed out on the street' and such.

We should start a "24" Sucks Club.

The title of this section of the board is "Celebrity News", not Female Celebrity News. Logic dictates that this subject matter does, in fact, qualify to be posted here. It may not garner much attention amongst us and certainly noone is forced to click on this thread. Besides, some of us would have never known that Screech ever made a sex tape if topics about male celebs weren't allowed here!

[john_wayne]

[echoes]

As I read, and laughed at your post, there was one thing you said that really caught my attention. ".....of his lame TV series.......".

You and I must be the only two people on the planet who really think "24" is a piece of shit show! Thanks for hating it too!

you guys aren't the only ones...