Why Women are the Luckier Sex!

[vdat100]

Why Women are the Luckier Sex!
1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder
excuses.

3. We never ejaculate prematurely.

4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our
calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up
doll, it's pathetic.

6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look
like complete idiots in ours.

7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.

10. Taxis stop for us.

11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).

14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

15. We know the truth about whether size matters.

16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

17. If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're
not the devil.

18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.

19. We can sleep our way to the top.

20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a
group shower.

22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.

23.

24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being
emotionally neglected.

25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.

28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

29. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
privates are still there.

30. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

31. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.

33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look
like an idiot.

34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's
spinach in our teeth.

35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your
problems.

36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

37. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

38. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

[echoes]

are you a woman vdat?

i don't know about this one though:
21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking avgroup shower.

i had a few friends that were on sports teams in high school, and well, yeah....

[spike70]

I realise that I'm being set up here....
but why is there no 23 ?

[Turtle]

I realise that I'm being set up here....
but why is there no 23 ?

Ah! I'm glad you asked that .......


I don't know either.

[vdat100]

I realise that I'm being set up here....
but why is there no 23 ?

spike you're a little paranod i don't know why there is no 23 someone e-mailed me it that way, thought it was kinda cute so i posted it.

[spike70]

23. We have bigger tits than men.

No that cant be right, I'm a bloke and my chest is 52"

[quickfakes08]

I have a few counter arguments from a guys point of view. The question marks mean I couldn't think of anything.

1) Comes from a lack of balls.
2) Since we are the bosses we don't need an excuse.
3) Ejaculating prematurely is better than not at all.
4) We get to laugh at you for making you think your actually taking advantage of us. Makes the work day go by faster.
5) Blow up dolls may be pathetic but at least they’re quiet.
6) You may be right about guys in women’s clothing but anything is better than looking like the keebler elves.
7) ?
8 ) We take ours with dignity and the ability to laugh at you for stooping so low as to try that hard.
9) If every woman was born with perfect dimensions we wouldn’t have too.
10) We’re usually the ones with the cars.
11) We may die slightly earlier but we don’t take 100 prescriptions with us.
12) ?
13) The sex after is usually worth it for us. (And I would personally take that over soda anyday.)
14) ?
15) Size really doesn’t matter for us considering we can sill orgasm no matter how big it is.
16) Another woman does the same for us.
17) If we have sex with someone there doesn’t have to be a next day.
18 ) ?
19) So can we. We don’t have to work that hard to get a higher position.
20) Since most women’s heads are empty, you’re probably right about that.
21) That may be true but any guy could live with you giving it a try.
22) ?
23) ???
24) If we cheat it is because you’re not doing your job.
25) We never have to care about yours.
26) If we forget to shave we don’t walk around all day wondering if anyone notices.
27) If you don’t want to touch her ass I will
28 ) We don’t care enough to waste time trying.
29) ?
30) Can anyone say “easy pickings”
31) That’s good because it gives us an excuse to go fishing once a month.
32) We can, we just don’t want to.
33) In that case we can live with our “stupidity.”
34) We are smart enough that it doesn’t take more than one of us to figure it out.
35) You’re absolutely right.
36) Too bad there aren’t more lesbian waiters…
37) We don’t have to shove needles through our ears to make us think we look better. (because no guy really cares what you have on your ears.)
38 ) She has shoes on?