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    Seemed like a good idea at the time.....

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first:
    the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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    whats your address? i'll send you a cane.

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    While in bed one night with my wife she told me to fuck her stupid.........I got odd.....and told her "who you callin stupid"...........she once asked if I will still love her in 20 years time.........."hopefully by then " I replied

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    I had a similar experience..my wife was looking in the mirror this morning and came to me looking depressed.
    "I just looked in the mirror and I'm look awful. I saw a whole new set of wrinkles, the bags under my eyes are bigger, my hair is thinning..Please, angelo, tell me something positive so I won't feel so bad about myself.
    "Well, I said, your eyesight is good.''

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    i guess that is where the old term "the old ball & chain" come from...

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