The President and H.M. The Queen are having dinner at Buckingham Palace together. The President says to the Queen, 'Ya know, I am thinking of turning The U.S. into a kingdom ! Wha da ya think about that queen?' 'Well Mr. Bush,' said The Queen, 'for that you would have to be a king, and you are not a king Mr. Bush.' 'Well, an empire then,' retorted the president, 'what about an empire?' 'For that Mr. Bush, you would have to be an emperor, and you are not an emperor.' replied The Queen. ' No Mr. Bush, I think that you are doing very nicely as a country!'
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