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    A George 'Dubbya' joke, a British perspective..............

    The President and H.M. The Queen are having dinner at Buckingham Palace together. The President says to the Queen, 'Ya know, I am thinking of turning The U.S. into a kingdom ! Wha da ya think about that queen?' 'Well Mr. Bush,' said The Queen, 'for that you would have to be a king, and you are not a king Mr. Bush.' 'Well, an empire then,' retorted the president, 'what about an empire?' 'For that Mr. Bush, you would have to be an emperor, and you are not an emperor.' replied The Queen. ' No Mr. Bush, I think that you are doing very nicely as a country!'

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    Oooooh! Subtle, I like it.


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    it must be from a british perspective cuz i can't find the humor in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by echoes
    it must be from a british perspective cuz i can't find the humor in it.
    King to make a Kingdom.

    Emperor to make an empire.

    Cunt to make a country.

    George Bush = Cunt, that's the gag. It's an old joke that used to describe Britain.

    "First we were a Kingdom, ruled by Kings. Then a Dukedom ruled by Dukes. Now we're a country..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gardwin
    Quote Originally Posted by echoes
    it must be from a british perspective cuz i can't find the humor in it.
    King to make a Kingdom.

    Emperor to make an empire.

    Cunt to make a country.

    George Bush = Cunt, that's the gag. It's an old joke that used to describe Britain.

    "First we were a Kingdom, ruled by Kings. Then a Dukedom ruled by Dukes. Now we're a country..."
    well that makes sense. thanks for clearing it up.

    if it were something more like monty python i wouldn't have a problem understanding it, (or maybe i would ), cuz i'm used to it.

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