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    What Do Retired People Do All Day?

    What Do Retired People Do All Day?

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
    We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
    When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
    We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
    So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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    hahahaha

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    just after getting out of bed after being drinking all night.........gotta say this has made me laugh straight away.........brilliant........sets the tone for the day

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    heh, answers the age-old question...

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    What do retired people do all day? They post mega threads in the fake section. Mwa ha ha.

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    So I take it you retired then Newton...?

    compulsory or by choice,,,?

    either way more fakes for the board
    was wondering how you spent so much time posting lately..........congrats and enjoy your retiremnet

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    Nah! Not really retired...but figured it would be a humourous comment. Got about 14 years to go before I can retire.

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    I thought you were retiring early.....

    You had me believing it

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