A Timeless Classic Just Waiting To Be Told Again
The Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. Theres shit on the toilet paper, but there is nothing in the bowl
Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel a thing. No traces of shit on the paper. You have a look in the bowl to be sure you did it
Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
Second Thought Shit
You are all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize you have got to do some more
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Shit
This is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you loose 2 stone
Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
The Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it wont go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. This kind of shit usually happens at somebody else's house
Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times but not a shit in site
Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
Cork Shit (Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, its still floating in there.
Mexican Food Shit
You know its safe to start eating again when your asshole stops burning
The Frightened Turtle
The kind that just pokes its head out then goes back in again.
The Bungee Shit
The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water
The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have been sitting on the toilet so long your body goes numb from the waist down.
The Big Bobber
This one doesn't matter how many times you flush the toilet it always seems to find the surface again
The Incredible Hulk Shit
The king of shit that's sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice its size.
The Jack The Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair or your ass as it pushes its way out
Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, similar to an avalanche but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
The Never Ending Shit
Its the kind of shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea soup, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out.
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