Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN
SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...
Sounds to me like she's ....... !
......been ......sweeping around!!!
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Why wedding dresses are white....
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!
Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and TAKES him on a walkabout, he shows him the fridge and asks him what is the colour, to which the son replies: ' WHITE '. He does the same for the dishwasher, the washing machine, the stove, etc etc.
Then he tells the son:'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
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