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    Celibacy

    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

    He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

    Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

    And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

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    Took me a while to figure this one out, as us Brits don't know what "Gold Medal-All-Purpose" is.

    So I looked it up.


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    Thanks Turtle

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    Bwahahahaha!

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    Hhahahaha, nice!

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