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Mischa Barton. Naked. In a movie all about orgasms. Caught your attention, didn't we?
The film The OH in Ohio screened this week at the South by Southwest film festival, and we were treated to a bit of a shock. The movie stars Parker Posey as an unfortunate married lady who can't find her orgasm. Yet somehow in her quest for the O, she doesn't take her clothes off. All we get are a few bikini shots. But we won't get too upset over her skingyness, as she's already provided ample looks at her poseys in Sleep with Me, Party Girl, The Misadventures of Margaret, The Anniversary Party, and Personal Velocity: Three Portraits. Plus, it's hard to complain about Parker's lack of nudity when Mischa Barton, a wee twenty-year-old lass who has previously only let slip an almost impossible to see nip on The O.C., is in the next frame getting starkers. The most impressive scene occurs thirty-six minutes into the film, while Mischa is in bed with Paul Rudd. Mischa once again prefers to let loose only in the dark (and there's a chance that further inspection will detect a dreaded set of pasties) but Mischa's topless scene is 100% certified body double free. And just in case those nasty pasties do prove their existence, Mischa threw in a nice ass shot to keep us (at least partially) satisfied. So there you have it. Mischa Barton. Naked. We know it's not quite as exciting as, say, Lindsay Lohan naked or Jessica Alba naked, but those broads are prudes. They're likely to give us a sliver of side boob and then bitch about compromised artistic integrity for three years. Whereas with The OH in Ohio as a start, Mischa may soon go the way of your Angelina Jolie or your Nicole Kidman and take it off in every film. And to that we say, Viva Mischa!
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