A man escapes from prison were he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for some money and weapons; instead he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her and kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife, "Listen honey, this guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." His wife said, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear that he's gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too."
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Originally Posted by butler bill
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