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    Female Laws (for the Men)

    The female always make the rules.

    The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

    No male can possibly know all the rules.

    If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

    The female is never wrong.

    If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

    The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

    The female may change her mind at any time.

    The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

    The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

    The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

    The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

    The male is expected to mind read at all times.

    The female is ready when she is ready.

    The male must be ready at all times.

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    You wrote these yourself didn't you? I'm having deja vu moments... :P

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    Yup, that's pretty much the impossible that is demanded by women.
    General ideas are no proof of the strength, but rather of the insufficiency of the human intellect. - Alexis de Tocqueville

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    I'm confused now; so who ties who up then?

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