Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Why are men like cars?
A. Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
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