Lohan Tales

[efudd]

"According to The People, Calum [Best] told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

[Vaughn]

Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.
It's part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.
In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.


If you ever thought you had a chance with LiLo, during her 2 day drinking binge - er, I mean birthday celebration - might be your most opportune time.

[-o< If only Jim Beam would sponsor my next birthday. Although, I'd settle for Zima as my 3rd choice for sponsorship.