son: Mommy Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
mom: Shut up, we only have it once a month.
son: Mommy Mommy! why are you moaning?
mom: Shut up and keep licking.
son: Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite?
dad: Shut up and unhook my bra.
son: Mommy, Mommy, what's an orgasm?
mom: I don't know dear, ask your father.
daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
mom: You will when you're older, dear!
son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy
mom: Shut up and get in bed.
son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant?
mom: Of course not dear, you are only seven years old.
son: Daddy, Daddy what is incest?
dad: Shut up and suck.
son: Mommy! Mommy! What's oral sex?
mom: mmmrmmph mumble mumble mmhhh mmrph mmumble!
son: Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's dick taste so bad?
mom: Shut up and give your sister another tampon.
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